Honestly, this is pretty easy. There are so goddamn many. I'll start it off with one from NNN:

"Can't come close, my discography's the one with the most//
  Cuz I appear on more tracks than Dale Earnhardt's ghost" -The Deal Maker

Whaat? Sick.

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Here's some raw internal rhymin' that Celph got off nicely off of an incredible album. Also, is there another Demigodz album on the horizon? Cuz that would be the rawness

"I got Christopher Walken walkin' in playing Celph TItled in walkman often"

Science of the Bumrush vol.3-The Godz Must be Crazier
YO, I'M KNOWN FOR PULLING HEISTS, PAWN SHOPS TO HOLD MY ICE,
SHINY GLOCKS LEAVE YOU SHOOK LIKE THAT BITCH IN POLTERGEIST.

- Science of the bumrush vol 2

You're just a gay rapper, loving what them fags do,
you ain't had pussy, since pussy had you.

- SCIENCE OF THE FUCKING BUMRUSH VOL 2 STILL
Ya'll gotta start with a new scheme, you goofball Ron Burgundy newsteam
Ain't bringing the forecast, my hurricane cyclone attack leave you with your bones cracked in four casts.

- The Deal Maker
Okey I probably should've gathered more in one post but shit...

"Spray your frame, not a artist, you shop at Kanye's boutique, wash your hair with Garnier Fructis
Spit sixteens when my grin's mean, put so many rappers in trunks I'm coaching swim teams
Don't ride your bike across my lawn, 'cuz them landmines'll fly you across the moon like E.T.
Spiderman with a scope, aim at you through my web site. Thought I was gonna shoot you,
YOU WAS DEAD RIGHT!"

"Run This" from 7LES "1212" album
"Faggots need protection, Hope they pass the right amendment, Cause your crew's known to handle more nuts than a flight attendant" -Bo$$ Hoggin'

"Any bitch 14 and up, you know I'm fuckin' that
Get my rocks off, watchin' fat girls do jumpin' jacks
I really stay on top of my game when I mac
'Cause I'm fuckin' your wife missionary style on a Twister mat" -Eatadiccup

wayy too many to mention, Celph is a beast

"Spittin ammo in all directions i'm every man's fear,

turn yourself invisible and you still couldn't stand clear "

 

Hold Something w/ Dutchmassive

all his punchlines are good, it's the ones that you dont get at first that are REALLY nice

 

"you can't make tables turn, you got mad revolvers" from Eraserheads

not sure if these were said yet, but they're worth bein mentioned more than once haha

"the ending ain't classified, i'm not earth related//you couldn't rip mics if they were perforated" Right Now

"who the fuck else you know, that'll run up on your block strip like an insane christopher columbus and start conquerin' shit!?" Diablos

i'd actually have to nominate the entire Diablos song... lou and celph tear it up like no one else. one of the greatest songs in punchline history, no doubt

Dead your on the remix, making beats in the graveyard, we're of the hook the meat rack and the fuckin radar

devistating mc's

"they say because i dont beleive in christ that im mislead, been shot at twice but never hit i just miss lead" Blao

My tracks get felt - turntable science chorus

 

sick. simple. slept on.

Oldie but a goodie:
"The closest you ever came to a punchline//is waiting for refreshments at the prom in 89"

Will Rap for Food-Cunnilynguists-616 Rewind

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