Dope Celph punchlines

Honestly, this is pretty easy. There are so goddamn many. I'll start it off with one from NNN:

"Can't come close, my discography's the one with the most//
Cuz I appear on more tracks than Dale Earnhardt's ghost" -The Deal Maker

Whaat? Sick.

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Permalink Reply by Justin PW on November 10, 2011 at 9:51am

Hey guys, I noticed Lil Wayne has a trending topic about his wackest punchlines. So i wanna try and trend #CelphTitledBestPunchlines you guys should help out and post his best ones on twitter.

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Permalink Reply by Gonzo2814 on December 15, 2011 at 11:15pm

"The Rubix Cuban's at ya door, but I ain't singin' no carols//I'm like Donkey Kong, I got you niggas dodgin' my barrels"

Eastern Philosophy
'Can't leave rap alone'

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Permalink Reply by Danny Tee on April 7, 2012 at 4:04am

all lines on 'right now' are murder

cant believe noones mentioned "bring nuisance to the court room and have a hung jury"

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Permalink Reply by Tha Mother Molestor on April 7, 2012 at 4:25pm

The line is "Bring nooses to the court house and have a hung jury"... because he's hanging the jury, get it?

Sometimes I wonder if yall really understand the punchlines you post

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Permalink Reply by Danny Tee on April 9, 2012 at 5:50am

yeah i get it.... otherwise it would hardly be a sick punchline
because hung jury is a term in law, but he means hes actually hanging the jury...... get it?

however nooses instead of nuisance does make more sense so good call