Dope Celph punchlines - Celph Titled2024-03-29T06:42:05Zhttp://celphtitled.com/forum/topics/dope-celph-punchlines?xg_source=activity&id=5357544%3ATopic%3A474&feed=yes&xn_auth=noYou couldn't kick verses if y…tag:celphtitled.com,2015-02-10:5357544:Comment:380572015-02-10T05:45:27.244ZBoo Radleyhttp://celphtitled.com/profile/BooRadley
<p>You couldn't kick verses if you played soccer with a Bible</p>
<p>You couldn't kick verses if you played soccer with a Bible</p> Definitely one of the best -…tag:celphtitled.com,2014-05-16:5357544:Comment:371342014-05-16T07:44:59.040ZTessa Tablerhttp://celphtitled.com/profile/TessaTabler
<p>Definitely one of the best - super talented and creative. I laugh all the time like holy shit I get it that actually makes sense (vs. bs people i know listen to) - haha my dad and I always trip out at that verse and rap together its sick. x)</p>
<p>Definitely one of the best - super talented and creative. I laugh all the time like holy shit I get it that actually makes sense (vs. bs people i know listen to) - haha my dad and I always trip out at that verse and rap together its sick. x)</p> Sooooo many to choose from...…tag:celphtitled.com,2014-05-16:5357544:Comment:373302014-05-16T07:39:26.552ZTessa Tablerhttp://celphtitled.com/profile/TessaTabler
<p>Sooooo many to choose from....hmmm.</p>
<p>Bust 'em in:</p>
<p>"Hard to the motherfucking core <strong>we are:</strong></p>
<p>the <strong>F</strong>ederated <strong>A</strong>rmy of the <strong>P</strong>haraoh <strong>M</strong>urderer <strong>S</strong>quad."</p>
<p>(definitely should be on a t-shirt ^^^^)</p>
<p>&</p>
<p>"<span>Come down and sign up, I'm training soldiers to rhyme</span><br></br><span>Don't forget the punchline's up</span><br></br><span>Cause <strong>you ain't fucking with…</strong></span></p>
<p>Sooooo many to choose from....hmmm.</p>
<p>Bust 'em in:</p>
<p>"Hard to the motherfucking core <strong>we are:</strong></p>
<p>the <strong>F</strong>ederated <strong>A</strong>rmy of the <strong>P</strong>haraoh <strong>M</strong>urderer <strong>S</strong>quad."</p>
<p>(definitely should be on a t-shirt ^^^^)</p>
<p>&</p>
<p>"<span>Come down and sign up, I'm training soldiers to rhyme</span><br/><span>Don't forget the punchline's up</span><br/><span>Cause <strong>you ain't fucking with the gold beard Rubix Cuban nowhere</strong></span><br/><span><strong>No rap is nowhere near what I just wrote here,</strong> oh yeah."</span></p>
<p>And one of my most favorite. (Top 10 for sure) <3</p>
<p>M-D-K:</p>
<p>"<span>I'm always gettin' a suntan on my gun hand cuz I keep the burner out</span><br/><span>ready to blaze scorchin' lead at your fam'</span><br/><span>so when I give you a pound, it's really 4</span><br/><span>cuz a 45. defies gravity, liftin' you <strong>off of the floor</strong>."</span></p>
<p><span>Dopeee. ♥</span></p> "I make Evil Knievel music; I…tag:celphtitled.com,2013-09-10:5357544:Comment:355242013-09-10T08:23:33.051ZPatrick Bhttp://celphtitled.com/profile/PatrickB
<p>"I make Evil Knievel music; I come through stunt'in</p>
<p>Every verse is the same just flipped a lil sumthin sumthin</p>
<p>Baby I'm crazy, a crazy baby, a sick infant, born with intent to spit slick sentences with sick penmanship"</p>
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<p>" Cause yall ain't worthy of grenades and RPG's</p>
<p>Slit throat, hope you float with sardines and seaweed"</p>
<p>AOTP- Battle Cry</p>
<p>"I make Evil Knievel music; I come through stunt'in</p>
<p>Every verse is the same just flipped a lil sumthin sumthin</p>
<p>Baby I'm crazy, a crazy baby, a sick infant, born with intent to spit slick sentences with sick penmanship"</p>
<p> </p>
<p>" Cause yall ain't worthy of grenades and RPG's</p>
<p>Slit throat, hope you float with sardines and seaweed"</p>
<p>AOTP- Battle Cry</p> One of Celph's sickest lines…tag:celphtitled.com,2013-05-28:5357544:Comment:327832013-05-28T14:11:48.708ZGonzo2814http://celphtitled.com/profile/JonathanGonzalez
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<p>One of Celph's sickest lines that every time I hear it I say "Holy shit...how does he DO that?!":</p>
<p>"Pick out your coffin decor, maybe some marble and gold//and hope they write some nice words when they're carving your stone//'Here lies a noble man who got brave stuck out his chest bone//beef with Celph Titled now this grave is what he calls home' " That's fucking genius. And DC the Midi Alien with the sick beat</p>
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<p>Murder Death Kill~The Gatalog</p>
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<p>One…</p>
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<p>One of Celph's sickest lines that every time I hear it I say "Holy shit...how does he DO that?!":</p>
<p>"Pick out your coffin decor, maybe some marble and gold//and hope they write some nice words when they're carving your stone//'Here lies a noble man who got brave stuck out his chest bone//beef with Celph Titled now this grave is what he calls home' " That's fucking genius. And DC the Midi Alien with the sick beat</p>
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<p>Murder Death Kill~The Gatalog</p>
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<p>One more...</p>
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<p>"Choke your crew with Army jackets and leave em fatigued"</p>
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<p>Godz Must be Crazier~Class Clown</p> stuck up hoes how many times…tag:celphtitled.com,2013-01-18:5357544:Comment:311162013-01-18T03:41:57.299ZJake Bowmonthttp://celphtitled.com/profile/JakeBowmont
<p>stuck up hoes how many times i gotta tell you right </p>
<p>id rather fuck a fat bitch with big titties and cellulite</p>
<p>stuck up hoes how many times i gotta tell you right </p>
<p>id rather fuck a fat bitch with big titties and cellulite</p> Here are 2 from Demigodz~The…tag:celphtitled.com,2012-11-04:5357544:Comment:296662012-11-04T01:59:32.954ZGonzo2814http://celphtitled.com/profile/JonathanGonzalez
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<p>Here are 2 from Demigodz~The Godz Must Be Crazier. Don't think they've been mentioned but with that 2nd DGZ album looming...had to post some from there:</p>
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<p>"You couldn't kick verses if you played soccer..with a bible"</p>
<p>'Off the Chrome'</p>
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<p>"Certified officially, we got the ill flow//and make head lines like a corduroy pillow"</p>
<p>'Don't you even go there'</p>
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<p>Here are 2 from Demigodz~The Godz Must Be Crazier. Don't think they've been mentioned but with that 2nd DGZ album looming...had to post some from there:</p>
<p></p>
<p>"You couldn't kick verses if you played soccer..with a bible"</p>
<p>'Off the Chrome'</p>
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<p>"Certified officially, we got the ill flow//and make head lines like a corduroy pillow"</p>
<p>'Don't you even go there'</p> "It don't matter if you do no…tag:celphtitled.com,2012-10-19:5357544:Comment:297512012-10-19T19:18:54.304ZGonzo2814http://celphtitled.com/profile/JonathanGonzalez
<p>"It don't matter if you do not get a flu shot//my shots flew"</p>
<p>(I also had to say that NNN was a sick freakin' album with banger after banger and NNM was an excellent bonus. And Rapid Fire...Christ that has to be one of the sickest songs just EVER)</p>
<p>Nineteen Ninety More</p>
<p>'Good Hell Hunting'</p>
<p>"It don't matter if you do not get a flu shot//my shots flew"</p>
<p>(I also had to say that NNN was a sick freakin' album with banger after banger and NNM was an excellent bonus. And Rapid Fire...Christ that has to be one of the sickest songs just EVER)</p>
<p>Nineteen Ninety More</p>
<p>'Good Hell Hunting'</p> Alright..well y'all got a lot…tag:celphtitled.com,2012-06-13:5357544:Comment:286062012-06-13T13:24:45.497ZNonzzhttp://celphtitled.com/profile/Nonzz
Alright..well y'all got a lot of the good ones already, but lemmie add a a couple<br />
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After I'm done with em I leave the pussy loose/ cuz my dick is Soo big you that you can suck it from the roof!<br />
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I am fuckmaster sex no split personalities here/ I go from pimpin to being weird like outcast career... Haha Dam!<br />
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In 9 6 I Rick with nine sixes/ that's triple six three times so imagine the evil in that<br />
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Roughen up when I swing with an uppercut/ yellin at rappers like a megaphone with the button…
Alright..well y'all got a lot of the good ones already, but lemmie add a a couple<br />
<br />
After I'm done with em I leave the pussy loose/ cuz my dick is Soo big you that you can suck it from the roof!<br />
<br />
I am fuckmaster sex no split personalities here/ I go from pimpin to being weird like outcast career... Haha Dam!<br />
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In 9 6 I Rick with nine sixes/ that's triple six three times so imagine the evil in that<br />
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Roughen up when I swing with an uppercut/ yellin at rappers like a megaphone with the button stuck.<br />
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I feel this next one is another cage diss lol! it's in the dealmaker!<br />
Underground artist turning criss angel look a likes/ that's what a fag is looking like do fuck anybody that knows ya yur a coward and a poser I'm abou flows that roast you! <br />
What do you guys think? yeah i get it.... otherwise i…tag:celphtitled.com,2012-04-09:5357544:Comment:277012012-04-09T09:50:01.910ZDanny Teehttp://celphtitled.com/profile/DannyTee
<p>yeah i get it.... otherwise it would hardly be a sick punchline <br/>because hung jury is a term in law, but he means hes actually hanging the jury...... get it?<br/><br/>however nooses instead of nuisance does make more sense so good call<br/><br/></p>
<p>yeah i get it.... otherwise it would hardly be a sick punchline <br/>because hung jury is a term in law, but he means hes actually hanging the jury...... get it?<br/><br/>however nooses instead of nuisance does make more sense so good call<br/><br/></p>