celph titled game

Look am bored as shit, still got a week or so till the new DGZ drops so I thought it could be a laugh if people submitted their own "celph titled" punchlines for eg:

"ama kill you with ma bare hands although ive more weapons than al capone, break ya neck, give ya a twist ending like an episode of twilight zone"

that kinda stuff (im tired n high so that was a bit shit but you get the idea)

bit O' fun, innit?