"yeah i get it.... otherwise it would hardly be a sick punchline because hung jury is a term in law, but he means hes actually hanging the jury...... get it?however nooses instead of nuisance does make more sense so good call"
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Honestly, this is pretty easy. There are so goddamn many. I'll start it off with one from NNN:"Can't come close, my discography's the one with the most// Cuz I appear on more tracks than Dale…Continue
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Tha Mother Molestor replied to eDaPS's discussion Dope Celph punchlines"The line is "Bring nooses to the court house and have a hung jury"... because he's hanging the jury, get it?Sometimes I wonder if yall really understand the punchlines you post"
Danny Tee replied to eDaPS's discussion Dope Celph punchlines"all lines on 'right now' are murdercant believe noones mentioned "bring nuisance to the court room and have a hung jury""
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I already done heard enough of that faggot shit!
so good."
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Science of the Bumrush Vol.3"
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In the intro to one song, Celph goes, "Locking shit the fluck down". Anybody remember which song?
I've completely forgot and its killing me!"
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